I do need to post more often.
Rumors are circulating. The kind of rumors that, if true, would be both awesome and devastating. Patrick Stewart, who is all kinds of awesome sauce, is rumored not only to be the narrator of Lord of Shadows but also the voice of the big man himself, Drac Baby!
This of course, can lead to only one terrible conclusion. The kind of conclusion that YouTube will have in abundance after the game's release. (Or maybe even before.) It will involve the splicing of the many , many personas Capt. Picard has donned through the years. But the funniest will be this one:
"I am Dracula. Now begins the paddling of the swollen ass. With paddles!"